Yet another Dandelion ditty

Oh, no! He's at it again. No sooner had we sent the Vendel scum Berger packing off into the distance than Dandelion started scribbling in that note book of his. I should have known it - that evening we were subjected to his song - almost made Ferdinand smash his guitar. And who the heck is the Duke of York? Never heard of such a place.

More Poetry in Motion set to "Grand old Duke of York"

Silly Hauptman Berger
he had a thousand men
marched them into Fischler
and marched some out again

Silly Hauptman Berger
went on a bandit hunt
killing, looting and maiming
everwhere he causes afront

Silly Hauptman Berger
hasn't got a clue
pitched his tent against a powder wagon
Boom, now he has to shoo!

Silly Hauptman Berger
he had five roaring cannon
carried them into Fischler
then to home ran on

Silly Hauptman Berger
marched forth for Sieger
injured despised and scared
he returned quite beleagured

Silly Hauptman Berger
has a lot of bandage
why does he wear it there
because of our advantage

Silly Hauptman Berger
he had a quiet life
BOOM in Fischler
now he will never get a wife

Silly Hauptman Berger
doesn't have to shave
he so ugly anyway
if you see him give a wave

Silly Hauptman Berger
it really is a sin
the number of pistols he carries
to compensate for the state he's in

Silly Hauptman Berger
he had a dozen men
ambushing yet snicker-snack
he rides alone to try again

Silly Hauptman Berger
he really ought to learn
not to chase us all about
this fools discern