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I like most people are aware of low standards in take-away foods these days. What's that, no you say? They only use the highest quality rabbit in nuggets served my McDonalds, the creme-de-la-creme of pig fat in their soft-serve?
You could be right...but I doubt it. Take a look at what was discovered in some food products purchased from McDonalds.
Yes apparently they sell fried chicken heads at McDonalds now.
Ortega said someone who wasn't looking closely could have easily mistaken the chicken's head for another piece of chicken, like the leg or a wing.
I don't know about you, but my interpretation on this was slightly different from what you would expect.
Ortega said someone who was either blind or stupid, most probably both, could have easily mistaken the chicken's head for another piece of chicken, had they also been taken some hallucinogenic recently.
I have yet to see a chicken leg or wing with a beak, but with all this genetic engineering going on who knows?
The manager at McDonald's offered Ortega another order of chicken and offered to return the chicken's head to the distribution company. Ortega declined.
An interpretation of this again.
A college graduate with a Psychology degree offered Ortega another order of genetically altered products and offered to return the chicken's head to the dumpster in the back where he found it. Ortega declined, as she had eaten the chicken's head anyway.
Did the moron really think that the woman would want some more of their product. I doubt she was impressed with the standard of the original.
Customer: I bought this pile of shit from here last week and it smells bad now.
Graduate: I apologize Sir, that shit does smell can I replace it with another bag of turd?
Everybody knows you have to go to KFC to get some health food.
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