I believe James has some more Q&A done. I thought long and hard about putting them up though.

Apparently people I know didn't find this as funny as I thought they would. Some people just have no sense of humor I guess....

Anyway short update for today....me being a lazy bastard and all.

Appropriately. A very difficult word to spell.

However I don't really care.

Another such word is misinterpretation. This word describes an event that can occur commonly:

Man A: ....and then I kicked the goal, won the game and caught a fish this big all while sculling a beer.
Man B: Man A you are such a tough man.
Man A now grunts and tenses his muscles like a true man.
Man C: Yeah Man A, your a man's man.
Man B: Hahahaha...a man's man, you are gay.
Man A: Hahahaha. That was funny.
Man C: Yes it was, now lets go have anal sex.

Of course there are less obvious forms of misinterpretation:

Man A: I love you......
Man B: Oh really, and I've always thought I've been the only one, now I can show my true feelings.
Man A now turns away from his wife and faces his friend.

And then there is this....

Sexual abuse of animals is believed to be a problem in the United States today, although the extent of the abuse is difficult to determine because animals are not capable of reporting attacks, the Humane Society said.

Hmmm... I bet your saying "hang on that has nothign to do with misinterpretation". Yes that is true. Unless you misinterpret it.

The animals are not capable of reporting attacks? Was anybody else surprised by this?

I got that from an article about a man who had a love for sheep.

A halter rope was tied around the ewe's neck and its legs were positioned in such a way that its hindquarters were raised, police said.

The last paragraph about the states lacking law is great. Read it here.

My favourite time of the millennium. Fan-mail time.

I love all you guys. Without encouragement from all of you I don't know how I could go on with my life, let alone update this page.

Your erotic drawings suck. They look like some idiot drew them in MS-Paint.

Now that wasn't the entire e-mail, because it was bad enough having to correct the spelling in one line, let alone a 20 line tirade of how pathetic I am.

As for the drawings... Well we got the definition of sucking from James in his last Q&A. But this still doesn't answer your question (maybe because you didn't ask one).

So to summarise, bingo genius they were drawn in MS-Paint. Here is another great example of my "art".

Yummy.

If there is one thing I hate it is morons who send me mail telling me how lazy I am.

You called me a lazy cock smoker? You didn't update for four days, and what was your excuse that you are to lazy to edit some HTML. I would update more often if I had more time, due to my busy university [and cock sucking] schedule.
Maybe I should run this site considering how many e-mails I get [from my mother] telling me that I'm funnier than you. I had better get back to reading [gay porn magazines placed in the pages of my] medical text books.

Yes that was James. The bracketed parts were placed in by me, because I think he might have left them out accidentally, you know how typing can get sometimes.

I always avoid updating after 4 days of articles on the front. This is because I have to edit all the files so that the index is up to date. I could use frames... I probably should.... but they can look so god damn ugly....

Anyway by this point I bet about 15 jackoffs have opened up their e-mail clients and have sent me mail about how abusive/offensive I am, because of the racial slur in the title. Well you guys can stop jerking off to pictures of cows raping dogs and let me explain.

Mount and Blow

I love Japanese translations. This toy, that merely appears to be a children's toy is both a stimulant for males and females.

"Perfect mounting real change"

A real change? This can possibly be explained by women having trouble "riding" men due to lack of....size.

"Blowsuperior"

I'm not saying anything.

I'm guessing you can get some three way robot action with this thing. It will put the spice back into any marriage with it's superior blowing techniques and perfect mountability. All this and more can be found right here.