I get many an e-mail telling me that this site has little or no education content. So I have decided to do something about it.

In the tradition of something or other, I have made a MATHEMATICS GAME.

Now I know your saying "But George, I already have learnt so much from you!!!" Well maybe not as I've never mentioned my name before, but you might have been if you know me....

I've put the link to Henry the Goth's page up. I believe he will place content pretty soon. I bet you are on the edge of your seat like I am...I think I may have pre-empted him on content though...

My poetry:

Pretty Pretty
Nice nice
Looking in your mirror
Slash Slash Slash
Die Piggy Die

Oh the Teen Angst....

WOW!!! An update two days in a row what next?

I made a new friend today on ICQ. Their ICQ number was 84268298. I'll put up the conversation:

Friend: (url) http://www.xxxpics.com: Click here for hot teens.
Me: Thanks for this.
Me: (url) http://members.optushome.com.au/gferizis: My webpage.
Me: Hello?

He is a REALLY good listener, so women out there....

Anyway the final results came in for the poll, I'm guessing you want to see them. Well I'll talk a bit more first. It seems Kim had a bit of an insurgence, the results may shock you.

As you can see Kim's vote increased percentage wise much higher then anybody else's in fact it more then doubled!!!!

But as you can see from the final results, to my dismay (and considering his personality probably his also) Henry has won. I welcome Henry and his dark-lord Satan here and wish them all the best in their ridiculously stupid endeavours.

And no, I'm not bitter about "JoeCool" losing........

Have you ever played everquest? If so look at this picture. If not look anyway.

I'm a elf cleric +10!

These people have decided to dress up as modern necromancers and show-off their ring of nerditity +15 to everybody. Me being the roleplayer that I am recognise each of the characters that these people are impersonating so from right to left:

Bottom row:
Joe the half-elf wearing dual-class jackass/sorceror.
Bruce the human faggot.

Ehh...I'm to lazy to list them all, but you get the drift.

Anyway. It seems like Henry is ahead in the votes, I'll put a table below.

Kim is doing well I see, perhaps readers of this are not very cultured?

Anyway decision will be made tomorrow so cast your votes again today, just use the same form as before.

I've had some mail about people writing some stuff for me. So I'm going to do a quick survey. I have put the three people in a list below and you can pick which one you want. The one with the most votes gets in.

I'm personally hoping "JoeCool" gets in, but that's just me.

Attack of the disk drive

What is this new device?

If you guessed it is a device that allows you to hang your hat or coat from you disk-drive, you are wrong. (I accidentally spelt hat as cat while typing this. I think it read funnier like that.) Let me show it in use.

Oh yeah

I wonder if I'm allowed to put pictures like that up? Anyway this is a device named FuckU-FuckMe. To quote:

FuckU-FuckMe(tm) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet.

Hmmm...corporate intranet.

Intercom buzzes.
Boss: Have you finished those reports yet John?
John: No not yet, I've been ughhh...busy.
Boss: You haven't been playing with that bloody thing again?
John: But sir the new receptionist is hot..
Boss: She is also my daughter.
John: Sorry sir..
Boss: That's it John, put that thing in your ass I'm going to give you the fucking of your life.

I always thought the deal with cyber-sex would be to make it easy for all those nerds who can't get any normally. But I could be wrong:

Why do I always get "Host Not Found" whenever I try to connect?
An occassional "Host Not Found" may be due to temporary network problems, or because the party you tried to reach recently quit FuckU-FuckMe.

Hmmm...Never been not backed with that line.