A prize to anybody who can e-mail me with the cartoon that features:

• The titles for the past two days as quotes.
• Giant robots named Autobots and Decepticons.
• Had a theme song that went "Transformers more then meets the eye"

I bet to hear from all you budding genuii very soon!

I believe Henry has killed himself or something, because I haven't heard from him in a while. Due to laziness I can't be bothered taking his section down or the links. <sarcasm>Plus they were so interesting I really should leave them up .</sarcasm>

I have placed another item in the Gifts section. This time it is a product we all know and love.

James has also updated his section, he is featuring some great quotes.

I remember that time when Dad and Tom came over for Christmas and Lee kept on asking them if they ate each others shit.

Ummmm..yeah...it makes sense if you read it in context though so go read now.

Now to instil the wrath of god or Buddha, whichever you follow. I introduce to you:

From what I can understand, hell is real and hot, just like much of Australia at the moment. I wonder if hell is also governed by a short fat balding man who looks remarkably like Mr Sheen...

We're going to examine the place the Bible calls hell. We'll present documented evidence for a place called hell. Don't take what you're going to read lightly. If what you read is true — YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER!

Yes, YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER!, while your reading this the author of this page will be sneaking up from behind ready to take advantage of you.

He was resuscitating a man, terrified and screaming — descending down into the flames of hell:.....
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Dr. Rawlings said, no one, who could have heard his screams and saw the look of terror on his face could doubt for a single minute that he was actually in a place called hell!

This reminds me of that time one of me and some of my friends took some LSD. None of us could doubt for a single moment that the toaster was trying to get us. But we showed it!

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"

These sounds were recorded and you can download the sound. From what I can tell everybody in hell has some type of material stuffed in their mouths and are crammed into a small phone booth. It sounds nothing like a doctored message.

Read the rest yourself if you can keep awake that long...

It is fast approaching Christmas time, with just over two weeks left I have decided that it is time to begin indulging in the joy of Christmas. So without further ado I introduce:

Click to get excellent ideas on great christmas gifts for your family,friends and that guy who just got you something and now you have to get him something in return. Look for more to be added in the future.

I had a great lunch today. No this isn't turning into a e/n site...it is kind of an interesting story.

I bought this pizza, rectangular in shape about 30x10cms. I had eaten about half of it when I looked down at a piece. And what did I see?

Furthermore next to the cheese was a cockroach sticking out from the crust that had been cooked into it. After carefully eating around the roach I took the remains back to the fine establishment where I bought it from. By fine I mean fucking piece of shit that should go out of business, who's owners quite possibly indulge in some form of bestiality on a regular basis.

I returned the pizza and got into a great conversation:

Me: Umm....I think there is a problem.
(Open box and show remains)
Him: Oh....shit...
(Now is that 'Oh shit, what is that' or 'Oh shit thats the eighth today'?)
Him: Sorry sir. I'll get you another one now.
Me: Ughh...can I have my money back.
Him: Sorry we don't do refunds.
Me: You do cockroaches though...
Him: OK. Here is your money sir

Very pleasing that was. Anyway click here for something funny

Ask most people what they think of a cure for cancer right now, they would either respond it doesn't exist or start talking all chinese herbal kung-pao-fu crack remedy sure to purge the evil spirits from your body and cleanse the aura, or some shit like that.

How about jet fuel?

The component of jet fuel has been used for 25 years as an alternative method of treating cancer. Web sites that sell hydrazine sulfate -- and there are many -- are chock-full of statements such as "virtually side effect free" and testimonials such as: "One friend from S. Africa was diagnosed as terminal and was treated with HS. Today (8 years later) she has 3 children and is living well."

Let me get this straight..there are people injecting themselves with jet fuel to cure cancer. Scientists/doctors have been studying cancer for years, but have absolutely missed this miracle that was right under their noses, a little bit behind and just off centre in the fuel tank of the 747 they were sitting in.

But in three larger, follow-up studies published in 1994, the National Cancer Institute found that hydrazine sulfate "showed no benefit...in patient survival, weight loss, or quality of life."

Dr. Gold doesn't trust the results of the NCI(National Cancer Institute) studies and said he sees a conspiracy.
"They've been out to get hydrazine sulfate, and I don't know why." he said.

Well this makes sense to me and I'm not a conspiracy theorist. If there was a cure for the cancer NCI would obviously run out of business, Dr. Gold has found out their dreadful secret.

Apparently the million of dollars give to cancer research in funding goes into the purchase of lab coats and thick glasses so the scientists can make it look like they are working very hard. Perhaps they aren't even scientists but some type of aliens landed on Earth, that the government has hidden away in a secret slave trade between us and the little green men. They also shot JFK...the bastards.

FDA official said it would be difficult to legally pursue after claims such as "Starve your cancer with hydrazine sulfate," which appears on one web site.

The FDA only regulates substances when marketers make a specific disease claim such as "cures cancer" or "treats cancer" according to Tom McGinnis, director of pharmacy affairs for the FDA.
McGinnis says unless the words "treat" or "cure" are used in the marketing, legally speaking, there's no disease claim being made.

Hmmm...well in this case I have made my own cure product that will help treat anger your cancer.

Or more commonly known as Chopenol.

I can't believe the gullibility of some people...it's like ANYTHING on the internet must be true...