Rubik was the friend of the three socially-conscious Rodriguez children—Reynaldo, Lisa, and Carlos. Each week, the three siblings tried to improve the standards of living in their neighbourhood, with the help of their cubed companion.

This is the information I found about the following cartoon character:

RUBIK the amazing cube.

Apparently Rubik was some type of superhero fighting ninja robot oddly coloured cube. When out of alignment, Rubik was just like any other inanimate object, but when all six sides were manipulated to form one solid colour each (also the objective of the toy), Rubik could talk, fly, alter his shape, and cast magic rays (Note: the toy did none of these things, but it did have the power to produce swear words from frustrated users).

I can imagine the scripting for a standard episode:

Reynaldo: What will we do Lisa? The evil Los-Delgados are after us and our tortillas.
Lisa: Quick Carlos, get Rubik, he will know what to do.
Carlos: I got two sides done...
Lisa: Hurry Carlos.
Carlos: Damn fucker, I never could get this bloody thing working.
Reynaldo: Quickly Lisa, hand them the tortillas.
Lisa: Now we will starve, thanks Rubik.

I wonder would Rubik begin doing all his super terrific fantastic moves if you just took the stickers off and put them in the right place....

Where the hell did that come from? I don't have a clue either.

Hmmm....I decided to play a little prank on James. I decided to submit a photo of one of my friends to Rate My Face and name him James Nemyer.

Oh the hummanity.

Was this a nice thing to do? Probably not, could it be potentially funny? Probably not either, but I had nothing else better to do this morning.

I will probably go to hell for putting these up so I will not put another picture of a larger person up again. However..... if you Click here I am not responsible. The quote accompanying this one was:

"Award for fat gos to Big Betty Butt."
"Oh thankyou. it is a big honor"
"big like your butt?"
"you are a bitch.

WASSUPPPP. Suckerface the stud

Meet Sucker face. He is my new best-friend. I met Suckerface (or suckerface as he likes to be called) on one of my random surfing trips on the internet. I stumbled across him when I hit a site names Rate My Face.

You too can send in your photo and just like Suckerface here your picture will be placed up and people can give you a score out of 10 based on your face and some questions that you are asked.

Now how many points would you expect Suckerface here to have scored? 8 or 9. If you guessed either of these you are wrong. In fact if you guessed either of these I suggest you either purchase a pair of glasses or failing that check out James's ways of committing suicide. I believe he came up with some various and apparently offensive ways to do so.

Now Suckerface has scored an average of 2.78 from 9 votes. Now I realise that many of you cannot believe he scored such a low mark, after all with such beauty what man, woman or child could resist? (hmmm...children??)

I believe the contest is rigged, it asked him to answer unfair difficult questions only people with an education that matches at least 2nd grade level could ever cope with. Examples of this are:

• The person I admire most is: what the hell is admire?
• I deserve your vote because: whats up with this? Are u asking me to beg? :P
• If left alone on a deserted island, I would take: a machine gun and like a ton of ammo.(ive always wanted to play with one) a fishing pole, and a girl who knows how to make a good meal (of course she has to look good too)

If anybody would like to pay Suckerface a visit, I think you know where to go.

Meet my cousin Jill.

Oh yeah, this man of small build, aptly named aplanetwide666 has a score of 10 from 1 vote.

Thanks mom.