A set of knives

Just the gift for:

• The home chef.
• The small time criminal.
• A not so well off ninja.

Above is shown a lovely set of ginsu knives, that are just great for cutting!

As shown above these fabulous ginsu knives are just great for cutting everything from vegetables, small rodents, electrical wire right up to trees. YES TREES! All this can be yours and they will even throw in a steak knife. But wait there's more! Note: steak knife is actually not a steak knife.

Now for the few people who are picky and do not want to cut trees, the ginsu knives can cut many other things, after all you all have realised that any old knife can be used to threaten the old ladies out the front of the shopping centre, until they give you their money. You then, just like any average person head down the local youth centre and shoot up on goofballs and then have sex with the fat pimple faced whore who was lying in the gutter next to you.