Hello fatheads,

I would like you to bring a show back onto television. This show is named ALF. ALF stood either for Alien Life Form, or Anal Love Foam...I can't really remember which. The cast is pictured below:

I love you guys!

I'm not to sure which one he is in the picture, because they all look very strange to me, I remember he isn't the little kid wearing his grandfather's cap though. I remember because I used to think that kid had a last name that was like my first name, until I learnt how to read and write. Then I realised they are nothing alike whatsoever.

ALF was an excellent show about values, which is something kids could learn about. For example there was Alf's continuing moral dilemma of whether he should eat that cat or not. He loved eating cat, and desperately wanted to devour this feline but yet did not eat it. I definitely don't want my kids eating my cats, or even my neighbours cats no matter how much they would like to. I know growing up as a kid Alf helped me to contain such urges.

ALF was also a sad story as well, where Alf's planet had blown up for some reason and he was in some ship or something. His planet blowing up caused him to crash land on Earth where he immediately was hidden by the above nerdy guy (played by Bill Gates) from the alien hunting squads that the Earth is plagued with. Would Alf ever get home? Well he was already home!

Who could ever forget episodes like the one where Alf became a gambler and got in trouble with his bookie:

Alf: Look I don't have the money.
Bookie: You know you look really funny, are you from around here.
Alf: Umm..yeah...I'm from Mexico.
Bookie: Oh...then I'll have to break your legs if you don't pay up.
Alf: Fuck, now where will I get my money for crack.

Hey esse?

Above is him about to run from the bookie.

How about the episode where Alf dreams about taking over the Tonight Show from David Letterman:

Alf: Now for tonights top ten list...drum roll
Alf: Top ten ways to skin a cat.
Faggot bald man: Your funny Alf.
Alf: Shut up brown tongue.