Mrs Krabappel

Edna's dated everyone - principals and psychopathic killers are just the start.

“Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots,replacing my birth control pills with tic-tacs …”

Miss Hoover: I question theeducational value of this assembly.
Mrs Krabappel: Hey, it’ll be one of their few pleasant memories when they’re pumping gas for a living.

"No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies. We're also absolved if Milhouse is eaten by the school snake."

"As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs."

Mrs Krabappel: Embiggen? I never heard that word until I moved to Springfield.
Miss Hoover: It's a perfectly cromulent word. (suggested by valgal)

HA!