Milhouse is Bart's best friend who harbours a not-so-secret crush on Lisa.
“How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy.”
"Uh... my shirt fell off" (suggested by degr8eric)
"Remember ALF? He's back, in pog form." (suggested by anne & courtney)
"I heard they took a rocket to the sun once ... at night, and a submarine with sliding doors." (suggested by kim)
"And do you remember the time when Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish, and you tried to convince me that I never had a goldfish ... but why did I have the bowl Bart, why did I have the bowl?" (suggested by jon mooenz & sarah sexton)
"You promised Fudgeicles, Bart. Where are the Fudgeicles? Where are the FUDGEICLES?" (suggested by liz)