Ralph is a special individual. He spends his time eating crayons, asking stupid questions and talking to his imaginary friend.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.”
“Hello supernintendo Chalmers. I’m lernding.”
"That's where i saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things." (suggested by yiddboy)
"This tastes like grandma." (suggested by jen)
"I'm a pop sensation!" (suggested by I.F)
"I can't read!" (suggested by I.F)
"I wanna twirl" (suggested by I.F)
"Pop music is hard work!" (suggested by I.F)
"When I grow up I'm going to be a principal, or a caterpillar!" (suggested by anne & courtney)
"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad" (suggested by cimmerii & mike)
"I bent my wookie …" (suggested by adam mayer & jp)
Ralph: I eated the purple berries! Bart: How'd they taste ralph? Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning! (suggested by erin & klyons & steve haugen)
"My daddy shoots people." (suggested by mike)
"That's my sandbox … I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." (suggested by matt)
Lunchlady Doris [Reading the part of RadioActive Man]: At last the world is safe. Eh Fallout Boy? Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow? Director of Radioactive Man movie: Next! Ralph: Chicken necks? (suggested by fuller)
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!" (suggested by fuller)
"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"(suggested by fuller)
Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life! Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic.(suggested by fuller)
Ralph: My knob tastes funny! Tour Guide of the knob factory: Please refrain from tasting the knobs.(suggested by fuller)
"Ms. Hoover...I glued my head to my shoulder."(suggested by fuller)
"I have a belly button!"(suggested by fuller)
Ms. Hoover: I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner's life. Ralph: Uh, Ms. Hoover, which ones oral? Ms. Hoover: Out of your mouth, Ralph. (suggested by fuller)
"We're a totem pole!"(suggested by stacey)
"These plastic pants are hot! Go United States!" (suggested by andrew)
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies."(suggested by joey kersey)
Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again? Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr. (suggested by juzzy dude)