Ralph

Ralph is a special individual. He spends his time eating crayons, asking stupid questions and talking to his imaginary friend.

 

“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

 

“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.”

 

“Hello supernintendo Chalmers. I’m lernding.”

 

"That's where i saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things." (suggested by yiddboy)

 

"This tastes like grandma." (suggested by jen)

 

"I'm a pop sensation!" (suggested by I.F)

 

"I can't read!" (suggested by I.F)

 

"I wanna twirl" (suggested by I.F)

 

"Pop music is hard work!" (suggested by I.F)

 

"When I grow up I'm going to be a principal, or a caterpillar!" (suggested by anne & courtney)

 

"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad" (suggested by cimmerii & mike)

 

"I bent my wookie …" (suggested by adam mayer & jp)

 

Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: How'd they taste ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning! (suggested by erin & klyons & steve haugen)

 

"My daddy shoots people." (suggested by mike)

 

"That's my sandbox … I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." (suggested by matt)

 

Lunchlady Doris [Reading the part of RadioActive Man]: At last the world is safe. Eh Fallout Boy?
Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow?
Director of Radioactive Man movie: Next!
Ralph: Chicken necks? (suggested by fuller)

 

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!" (suggested by fuller)

 

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"(suggested by fuller)

 

Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic.(suggested by fuller)

 

Ralph: My knob tastes funny!
Tour Guide of the knob factory: Please refrain from tasting the knobs.(suggested by fuller)

 

"Ms. Hoover...I glued my head to my shoulder."(suggested by fuller)

 

"I have a belly button!"(suggested by fuller)

 

Ms. Hoover: I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner's life.
Ralph: Uh, Ms. Hoover, which ones oral?
Ms. Hoover: Out of your mouth, Ralph. (suggested by fuller)

 

"We're a totem pole!"(suggested by stacey)

 

"These plastic pants are hot! Go United States!" (suggested by andrew)

 

"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies."(suggested by joey kersey)

 

Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again?
Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr. (suggested by juzzy dude)

 

 

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