Hank Scorpio

With a knack for world domination and a can-do attitude, Scorpio is any employee's dream boss.

 

"Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh, sure, I I come in later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'."

 

"Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot."

 

"Don't do that. My butt is for sitting, not for kissing."

 

"When you go home tonight, there's gonna be a new story on your house."

 

"Now Homer, these gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears and, should the need arise, they'll fill in for any part of your body. Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give them the benefit of your years of experience."

 

 

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