Skinner is a man governed by women - his mother Agnes, Edna Krabappel, and his mother Agnes.
"Mother’s gone too far. She’s put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented Man without a Face – I didn’t even know he had a problem!”
“That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children will believe anything you tell them.”
“Yes, go to work with your parents day. Tomorrow, you will learn by doing and apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real world situations.”
“I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can’t get the spices right!”
Officer Marge: I got a report of a domestic disturbance at this address. Skinner: Yes, indeed there is.There’s an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy. She claimed it was her day to use it. I maintained that she was mistaken. We quarrelled. Later,as I prepared to bathe, I noticed to my horror that ‘someone’ had slashedthe pillow.
“Ah, Diorama-Rama, my favourite school event next to hearing-test Thursday.”
“Oh, relax, kids. I’ve got a gut feeling Uter’s around here somewhere. After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.”
“I know Weinstein’s parents were upset, Superintendent, but, ah, I was sure itwas a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: ‘Yom Kip-pur.’”
“Hello Simpson, I’m riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.”
“Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theatre and picking up after yourselves.”
"You may find his accent peculiar. Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd, perhaps even offensive. But I urge you all to give little Adil the benefit of the doubt. In this way, and only in this way, can we hope to better understand our backward neighbours throughout the world."
Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close! Move your car. Krabappel: I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama. Skinner: Oh don't worry, she'll hear about this!
"Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up."
"The only thing we exchanged for you Uter was our national dignity." (suggested by whooshehs2)
"Are you adequately prepared to rock!" (suggested by karl & I.F)
L.T. Smash: "Orange drink! What do you live with your mother?" Skinner: "Hey, she lives with me!" (suggested by karl)
Superintendent Chalmers: Oh my God, what is going on in there? Skinner: Aurora Borealis. Chalmers: A- Aurora borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, located entirely in your kitchen? Skinner: Yes. Superintendent Chalmers: May I see it? Skinner: Mmm... No. (suggested by phil)