Born: 16/11/1978

Educated: Silverton PS, Rosewood Downs PS, Haileybury College (TER 99.75)

Qualifications: BCSE (Hons), Monash University 2000.

1990 -1996ish - Salmat Marketing, Leader & Examiner Newspapers (yeah, paperboy...)
1999 - 2000 - Monash University MMS Migration Squad (sounds more impressive than it is...)
1999 - 2000 - Monash Center For Telecommunications & Information Engineering (summer job)
2001 - 2003 - Ericsson AsiaPacificLab Australia (until we got shut down...)

TV Shows - Dr Who, Buffy, Red Dwarf, Whose Line?, Monty Python, Goodies, Press Gang, Home Improvement
Movies - Back to the Future, Naked Gun, Bill & Ted, Mel Brooks, Fifth Element, Lock Stock, Snatch, Lion King, and of course Weekend at Bernie's :)
Comedians - Ross Noble, Eddie Izzard, Ben Elton, Lenny Henry
Music - Queen, Ben Folds, Sum 41, Robbie Williams, They Might Be Giants, Linkin Park, Gary Moore.
Shows - We Will Rock You, Lion King, Jesus Christ Superstar


"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on Ace, we've got work to do!" - The Doctor, Dr Who: Survival

"We say there's an exception to every rule. Which means that there's an exception to this rule. Which means that there's an exception to every rule ... except some." - The Comedy Store

"You were warned, and you took the drugs. You had the choice. You made a mistake - and that's not a crime. It just happens to carry the death penalty. There are crocodiles." - Lynda Day, Press Gang

"If time and space are relative, why did they never come to my birthday party?" - Alexei Sayle

"Cake or death?" - Eddie Izzard

"Know any star signs? I can only think of three."
"You've got scorpio twice." - Frazz & Spike, Press Gang

"Allow me to elucidate." "You do, and you clean it up mate!" - The Goodies

"You haven't tasted anything until you've had a taste of my Dilmah!" - commercial

"Well I'm glad you asked me that." - Deane Hutton, The Curiosity Show

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." - George W. Bush