Educated: Silverton PS, Rosewood Downs
PS, Haileybury College (TER 99.75)
Qualifications: BCSE (Hons), Monash University
1990 -1996ish - Salmat Marketing, Leader & Examiner Newspapers (yeah,
1999 - 2000 - Monash University MMS Migration Squad (sounds more impressive
than it is...)
1999 - 2000 - Monash Center For Telecommunications & Information Engineering
2001 - 2003 - Ericsson AsiaPacificLab Australia (until we got shut down...)
TV Shows - Dr Who, Buffy, Red Dwarf, Whose Line?, Monty Python, Goodies,
Press Gang, Home Improvement
Movies - Back to the Future, Naked Gun, Bill & Ted, Mel Brooks, Fifth
Element, Lock Stock, Snatch, Lion King, and of course Weekend at Bernie's
Comedians - Ross Noble, Eddie Izzard, Ben Elton, Lenny Henry
Music - Queen, Ben Folds, Sum 41, Robbie Williams, They Might Be Giants, Linkin Park, Gary Moore.
Shows - We Will Rock You, Lion King, Jesus Christ Superstar
"I like my coffee like I like my
women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard
"There are worlds out there where
the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep and the rivers dream. People
made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere
there's injustice, somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on Ace,
we've got work to do!" - The Doctor,
Dr Who: Survival
"We say there's an exception to every
rule. Which means that there's an exception to this rule. Which means
that there's an exception to every rule ... except some."
- The Comedy Store
"You were warned, and you took the
drugs. You had the choice. You made a mistake - and that's not a crime.
It just happens to carry the death penalty. There are crocodiles."
- Lynda Day, Press Gang
"If time and space are relative,
why did they never come to my birthday party?"
- Alexei Sayle
"Cake or death?"
- Eddie Izzard
"Know any star signs? I can only
think of three."
"You've got scorpio twice." - Frazz
& Spike, Press Gang
"Allow me to elucidate." "You
do, and you clean it up mate!" - The Goodies
"You haven't tasted anything until
you've had a taste of my Dilmah!" - commercial
"Well I'm glad you asked me that."
- Deane Hutton, The Curiosity Show
"It's clearly a budget. It's got
a lot of numbers in it." - George W. Bush