Subject: Messageboard Date: Sun, 25 Jul 1999 16:39:20 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Novem: Little Parody (15-Jul-1999 10:47:46) Sarah: Well then, I guess I'm not getting noticed. :(:( (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 10:52:17) Jessie: *G* It's a parody Sarah, don't let it get you down :) the fun thing about parody is it's joking nature :) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 12:13:28) Sarah: Okay. :) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 15:17:51) Jessie: *G* sides ... if you were to believe all that you'd think we were insa... oops ... bad analogy ;) (n/t) (16-Jul-1999 18:11:58) Ovum: *ping ping ping* (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 11:09:16) JennD: ROTFLMAO!!! Oh, I could add some to that :) LOL (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 12:32:35) dictionary keeper: Gee, I'm honored that people are checking the dictionary! But fret not, folks - I don't even have it memorized! :-) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 13:45:19) Adam: Yay, I'm being noticed!!! :-) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 18:11:10) Molly: I'm glad there are people with a sense of humor left in the world. *LOL* I loved the convention one. :) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 23:11:42) Lint: *LOL*!!! There. I posted. :) (n/t) (16-Jul-1999 03:39:45) Jessie: hehehe ... good :) If you're getting bored, we could start discussing the comparative animal physiology ... ;) (n/t) (16-Jul-1999 08:33:45) Lintus fervora: Dear Lord! How bored would you expect me to be? :-D (n/t) (17-Jul-1999 01:59:11) Jessie (canis lupus): Very very bored ... but we can always go back to the baculum if we need some interest ... ;) (n/t) (17-Jul-1999 17:18:06) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Little Parody Thursday, 15-Jul-1999 10:47:46 203.149.33.138 writes: Here's a little parody that's not to be taken TOO seriously (Please don't flame me!). Enjoy! Top 20 Reasons Why You Are Not Getting Noticed on this Board 1. If you aren't Colin or Wayne. Well, duh! You aren't a great comedian making dinosaur impressions or impersonating great singers (and being one) and spending some time to chat with loving fans. 2. If you aren't asking for the celebrities' email addresses. Jeez, you're supposed to be in love with these people and close to stalking them! 3. If you haven't started enough arguments. Conflicts. Violence. Fire. These are what make those day-time talk shows so popular (think Jerry Springer). 4. If you haven't participated in enough arguments. If you can't start one, continue one! 5. If you haven't attended a convention or a virtual convention. You have to show your true dedication to Whose Line and the Whosers. If you don't, how do we know you're not really a Trekker or Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer-er 6. If you haven't screamed at someone cuz you couldn't attend a convention. See #5. 7. If you talk about something personal. We're not interested in YOU; we're interested in Whose Line! 8. If you haven't attended chats. 9. If you don't live in Canada or the USA. Remember, like, Whose Line might not show in your country. As if! 10. If you haven't :swoon:ed over a person on Whose Line. (Ashaˇ­ˇ­ ^_^) How can you not like a person with a reclining hairline or a person who's verticallyˇ­ gifted (?) or a glasses wearing studmuffin or Pavoratti-like (sp?) singer or a person with a wonderfully artistic signature? 11. If you don't have a Super hero nameˇ­ (eg. Super-hyper-diabetic boy) 'Nuff said. 12. If you don't have at least one page dedicated to Whose Line or the comedians there. What else would you have your page on? 13. If you don't post 30 times a day. Who's going to notice one single message? Remember, persistence, determination, and tenacity! Go Whosers! 14. If you bring up an idea about improving this board. We don't care about *how* to improve, we just wanna chat! ^_^ 15. If you're a student or kid who spends a lotta time studying and doesn't post much How do you expect us to know who you are if you don't post? 16. If you left the message board because you weren't noticed. No one noticed you when you were here. You expect us to notice you more when you go? What?! 17. If you haven't watched both WLiiA and DLiiA. How can you expect to be a Whoser when you haven't even watched Whose Line and Drew's Line? 18. If you still have to use the Whose Line Dictionary (tm). Shame on you! You should have that memorized by now! And you call yourself a die-hard fan! 19. If you don't have all the Whosers on your AIM/ICQ list. How do you expect to talk about Whose Line 24 hours a day if you only go to the message board? You might miss something vital! You should even have a section reserved just for them! 20. If you aren't on the WLiiA Contact List! Guess why they call it the "WliiA Contact List"ˇ­ Novem ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Novem: Little Parody (15-Jul-1999 10:47:46) Sarah: Well then, I guess I'm not getting noticed. :(:( (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 10:52:17) Jessie: *G* It's a parody Sarah, don't let it get you down :) the fun thing about parody is it's joking nature :) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 12:13:28) Sarah: Okay. :) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 15:17:51) Jessie: *G* sides ... if you were to believe all that you'd think we were insa... oops ... bad analogy ;) (n/t) (16-Jul-1999 18:11:58) Ovum: *ping ping ping* (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 11:09:16) JennD: ROTFLMAO!!! Oh, I could add some to that :) LOL (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 12:32:35) dictionary keeper: Gee, I'm honored that people are checking the dictionary! But fret not, folks - I don't even have it memorized! :-) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 13:45:19) Adam: Yay, I'm being noticed!!! :-) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 18:11:10) Molly: I'm glad there are people with a sense of humor left in the world. *LOL* I loved the convention one. :) (n/t) (15-Jul-1999 23:11:42) Lint: *LOL*!!! There. I posted. :) (n/t) (16-Jul-1999 03:39:45) Jessie: hehehe ... good :) If you're getting bored, we could start discussing the comparative animal physiology ... ;) (n/t) (16-Jul-1999 08:33:45) Lintus fervora: Dear Lord! How bored would you expect me to be? :-D (n/t) (17-Jul-1999 01:59:11) Jessie (canis lupus): Very very bored ... but we can always go back to the baculum if we need some interest ... ;) (n/t) (17-Jul-1999 17:18:06) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (17-Jul-1999 00:19:10 to 15-Jul-1999 10:10:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved.