Subject: Messageboard Date: Sun, 08 Aug 1999 18:36:37 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Emile: A bit of fun - The Whose Line Law Book (29-Jul-1999 22:48:40) Molly: LOL, that was a great time. Yeay, if you have anymore to add please do. :) (n/t) (29-Jul-1999 23:03:20) Mark: Subsection B, Paragraph 3.... (31-Jul-1999 12:57:58) Matt: Subsection B, Paragraph 4 - WL? Crimes (31-Jul-1999 13:41:47) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? A bit of fun - The Whose Line Law Book Thursday, 29-Jul-1999 22:48:40 207.210.110.15 writes: While on IRC, we got to talking about lawyers and such, and myself and my fellow chatters decided to construct the WL Law Book. Here are a sample of the directives taken from this book... WL Directives: Emile: 117540.204772 - Hoedowning without a permit. 117522.281643 - Unauthorized use of a prop. 115392.683220 - Referring to Mr. Anderson as a "slaphead". 118892.108502 - Failure to mention Twiglets while playing Party Quirks. 111951.109572 - Using a Yogi Bear impression when Muppets is the style. 123456.987654 - Camera fails to display the Whosers as it pans across the audience. 115920.117301 - Failure of Clive to give 69 points for an innuendo-laden scene. 115920.117302 - Failure to drop trousers when Farce is used as a style. Molly: 115384.432180 - Imitating Tony Slattery. 112459.351072 - Eating a contestant's sock without permission. 132542.593127 - Failure to make a comment about Colin or Clive's baldness. Lisa: 112343.374739 - Skipping a letter of the alphabet. 23423.439273 failrure by drew to say that the winners "get to do a little something with me". Joe: 169693.498736 - FAilure by Drew to say "and the points don't matter". That's good for now. If you care to add more, feel free! :) Emile ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Emile: A bit of fun - The Whose Line Law Book (29-Jul-1999 22:48:40) Molly: LOL, that was a great time. Yeay, if you have anymore to add please do. :) (n/t) (29-Jul-1999 23:03:20) Mark: Subsection B, Paragraph 3.... (31-Jul-1999 12:57:58) Matt: Subsection B, Paragraph 4 - WL? Crimes (31-Jul-1999 13:41:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (02-Aug-1999 09:46:27 to 29-Jul-1999 18:04:47) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Subsection B, Paragraph 3.... Saturday, 31-Jul-1999 12:57:58 171.214.171.200 writes: 116114.861172 - Speaking your verse of a song. 117762.182825 - Assaulting a fellow contestant with a surfboard. 110912.177772 - Public exposure of your personal Party Quirk. 112255.179223 - Trafficking material for 'bits that went wrong'. 112616.123224 - Slandering Dan Patterson during the credits. 112616.123225 - Casting aspersions on the sexuality of Mr Mykola Pawluk during the credits. 112616.123226 - Casting aspersions on the sexuality of Mr Brad Sherwood at any time. 112616.123227 - Casting aspersions on the humanity of Mr Ryan Stiles or Mr Colin Mochrie at any time. 117672.691235 - Failure to guess Party Quirks in a built up area. 117922.267214 - Spitting (or spraying water) with blatant disregard for others. 116911.613897 - Making lewd remarks involving sausages and dripping, in public. 116349.346366 - Manswater - An undeliberate attempt to knock the water jug on a fellow contestant. 119235.532613 - Showboating - defined as when one's partner says nothing for 90% of a game (such as Film & Theatre Styles...) 117233.135882 - Perjury - Attempt to blame one's lack of effort in a game (say, World's Worst...) on the editor. 119634.123596 - Fraud - if it's-a not-a real aftershave... Mark ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Emile: A bit of fun - The Whose Line Law Book (29-Jul-1999 22:48:40) Molly: LOL, that was a great time. Yeay, if you have anymore to add please do. :) (n/t) (29-Jul-1999 23:03:20) Mark: Subsection B, Paragraph 3.... (31-Jul-1999 12:57:58) Matt: Subsection B, Paragraph 4 - WL? Crimes (31-Jul-1999 13:41:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (02-Aug-1999 09:46:27 to 29-Jul-1999 18:04:47) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Subsection B, Paragraph 4 - WL? Crimes Saturday, 31-Jul-1999 13:41:47 195.92.194.44 writes: Assault - poking your fellow contestant in the eye while pretending to be Laurel & Hardy. Theft - stealing a very old joke involving masts and asking whether someone is pleased to see them. Interfering With A Motor Vehicle - breaking into someone's car after first checking that the owner's sky-diving instructor isn't around to save the day. Drunk & Disorderly - forcing someone to shove a whole brie in their mouths as a result of consuming too much of the wares at a wine-tasting party. Threatening Behaviour - inciting insults from bespectacled Americans due to your ignorance of the Stateside way of life. Murder - the act of singing in a screechy fashion which destroys all but the most sturdy of eardrums. Only applies to British women with the initials JL. Possessing An Offensive Weapon - wearing a baseball outfit in public. Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Emile: A bit of fun - The Whose Line Law Book (29-Jul-1999 22:48:40) Molly: LOL, that was a great time. Yeay, if you have anymore to add please do. :) (n/t) (29-Jul-1999 23:03:20) Mark: Subsection B, Paragraph 3.... (31-Jul-1999 12:57:58) Matt: Subsection B, Paragraph 4 - WL? Crimes (31-Jul-1999 13:41:47) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (02-Aug-1999 09:46:27 to 29-Jul-1999 18:04:47) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them