Subject: Messageboard Date: Fri, 25 Jun 1999 01:52:34 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Very specific quote search... Tuesday, 15-Jun-1999 14:38:10 137.186.227.79 writes: Howdy (again) folks! I know this has been done time and time again, but .. post some quotes! But not just any quotes, I'm looking for 'classic line' quotes, and the shorter, the sweeter. For example "Don't Mess with the Neon Love Chicken" is great! but too long :( So just "Neon Love Chicken" is perfect! Groovy? Groovy! Quote away :) And thanks! :) Cmte Brooke ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (19-Jun-1999 00:06:33 to 14-Jun-1999 20:11:05) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Here's one...my favourite Tuesday, 15-Jun-1999 19:37:15 209.239.10.235 writes: You can float-a like a boat-a! Steph ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (19-Jun-1999 00:06:33 to 14-Jun-1999 20:11:05) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Re: Very specific quote search... Tuesday, 15-Jun-1999 19:51:36 153.37.7.33 writes: A few ... edit as you see fit ... "The scores are all level. They're different scores, they're just lined up on the paper." - Clive Anderson "Wanna hear a Hoedown?" - Colin Mochrie "When in doubt, go for the Twiglets laugh." - Paul Merton "Take me big boy, and kiss me like there's no tomorrow!" - Brad Sherwood "You're not on my 'root', I mean 'rout'." - Wayne Brady "Oh, you're gonna get it now!" - Greg Proops "I'm not playing anymore!" - Tony Slattery "Hello, my name's John Sessions." - Paul Merton "It's a 'Come as Colin Doing a Dinosaur' party." - Greg Proops "I wanna sleep with you once ... I wanna sleep with you twice .. and sold!" - Ryan Stiles "I've split my pants - look!" - Tony Slattery "Boy, your poodle's well-hung." - Chip Esten "Ever been to San Francisco?" - Wayne Brady "Would you like dripping to go with that?" - Steve Frost "No thanks, I'm making my own!" - Caroline Quentin "I'm Dick, call me Dick." - Stephen Fry "What are you wearing that waistcoat for? Are you taking the mickey?" - Josie Lawrence "You oughta see the synchornised Humping The Tony!" - Mike McShane "And a pram would be...?" - Ryan Stiles "Excuse me, someone's at the microwave." - Paul Merton "And whenever I say "Naff(ph) Git, that means Clive Anderson!" - Greg Proops "But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court!" - Colin Mochrie "I get to start this tine!" - Jonathan Pryce "I echo that sentiment." - Brad Sherwood "Mmmmm ..... haddock!" - Tony Slattery "When he was done, did he ... buzz you out?" - Ryan Stiles "When I see carpet, I think SHAG, is what I think!" - Jim Sweeney "VAHT???" - Steve Steen "I'm laying out lots of scarlet fishes. That's nothing to do with the party, that's just a red herring." - Sandi Toksvig "Why, there've been times we've been trapped in this cell together that I could hardly think of anything else but boiling your shorts and drinking the broth." - Greg Proops "I have to be fair, so I'll go sit in the sun." - Clive Anderson "When you look like you, you've got to get it where you can." - Niall Ashdown "Camilla Parker Bowles," - Rory Bremner "Am I gonna give you a tounge-slathing? Yes!" - Mike McShane "Thank you Chester, I couldn't understand a word you said." - Brad Sherwood "You've come as Tony Slattery!" - Paul Merton "I've never seen anyone look so shellshocked in my life!" - Clive Anderson OK, I seem to have gone slightly overboard there ... but I hope it helps, Brooke :-) Jules ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (19-Jun-1999 00:06:33 to 14-Jun-1999 20:11:05) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Here's a few... Wednesday, 16-Jun-1999 02:39:19 195.92.194.42 writes: "What's rent?" "All hands on dick." "Do you suspect fowl play?" "I'll be eating chocolate in the bedroom." "Unusual grasp of the alphabet you have." "Are you talking or is that the parrot?" "Repetez apres moi." "I'm right here Norman!" "Put it in his mouth! "I can't believe we do this for a living." "Edward Hair-Curlerhands!" "I've always liked you Ringo." "I've come to sleep with your mother and then kill her." "Let ME tickle your fancy!" "I think my hump has burst." "Your background music is too strong for me." "That makes the commercial break the most popular part of the show." Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (19-Jun-1999 00:06:33 to 14-Jun-1999 20:11:05) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Some of my faves... Wednesday, 16-Jun-1999 03:01:02 199.246.8.66 writes: "No luck then?" "Try some of this gum" "Ooooooh Mo" "We live in half a windmill" "Only one is my real penis" "I'm calling the lord!" "Are you Jewish?" "What have you done with my family?" "This Juliet's fifteen then?" "I can't describe what I just saw" "Have you seen my accent?" "Is the parthenon in Athens?" "It's poultry in motion!" "Tweak it, baby!" "I'm not in deposits" "Och Aye" "Me disappointed. Expect hair." "ding ding ding you ain't so tough" "Give me one last shag!" "Big git, superman" "But I'm the jailor!" "Look, three penguins!" "Queen mum's good for her age" "The hanger's still in here" "You call yourselves worms?!" "Never leave the studio, man!" "Leave Clive James out of this" "You took a leak?" "Walk the plank!" "A pram would be...?" "I hope we never get out!" I have more but in the name of mercy, I'll stop here :) Rob ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (19-Jun-1999 00:06:33 to 14-Jun-1999 20:11:05) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Image] [Image] Whose Board is it, Anyway? Is this too long? Wednesday, 16-Jun-1999 11:20:31 205.198.35.8 writes: "Do I have to draw you a diaphram?" ~Colin in PQ being an angry sperm looking for an egg Locknestra ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Cmte Brooke: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 14:38:10) Steph: Here's one...my favourite (15-Jun-1999 19:37:15) Jules: Re: Very specific quote search... (15-Jun-1999 19:51:36) Emile: A favourite of mine, Greg's "Mmmmm....sea otter!" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 19:55:06) Jenn: *ahem* "Who doesn't like the flavour of human flesh?" *GRIN* (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 20:44:44) Jeffy B-): "Have you tried the pork?" (n/t) (15-Jun-1999 21:34:19) Jennifer: Greg: "Testicles!" I can never remember what game that's from. (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 01:15:10) Emile: That was from Film & Theatre Stules, with Ryan I believe (It was from DL, and I loved that it was pronounced Testiclees! hehehe) (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 07:07:05) Matt: Here's a few... (16-Jun-1999 02:39:19) Rob: Some of my faves... (16-Jun-1999 03:01:02) Mark: "Take scissors!" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 06:44:12) Locknestra: Is this too long? (16-Jun-1999 11:20:31) Theresa: "God I love that man", "no I'm just the janitor", "pardon?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 12:29:26) Jessie: Gotta love "Pardon??" ... what else ... "see how thin the laughs were on that Clive?" or "Get some friends! Hamsters!" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 00:09:23) Angie: How about Haddock Gel??? (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 15:33:19) dana: I CAN'T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:08:29) dana (again): "no luck then?" (n/t) (16-Jun-1999 23:09:39) Matt: "Nice shirt - ever wear the bottoms?" (n/t) (18-Jun-1999 02:26:36) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 3 of 4 (19-Jun-1999 00:06:33 to 14-Jun-1999 20:11:05) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © ITW Newcorp, Inc. 1997-1999 All rights reserved.