Subject: Messageboard Date: Sun, 12 Sep 1999 22:58:01 +1000 From: Mark Longmuir To: Mark Longmuir Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) -- Mark Longmuir - longmuir@labyrinth.net.au Homepage: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~longmuir/ Whose Line is it Anyway? - http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/8451 "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? Let's see how funny you Whosers are... Saturday, 04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 24.6.95.156 writes: Ok, since my other attempt at getting people to write a hoedown verse failed miserably, I think I should just come out with the question right now! Ok, put on your WLIIA? reruns, and try and write a verse of a hoedown with whatever topic you want. Just say the topic and then the verse and if you want to, who sings it. Yes, class, this is your homework. So go be funny, and please try not to bring any facts or logic into this...it irritates me so. Ben (Constantly asking questions) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? IRS Hoedown Saturday, 04-Sep-1999 12:16:36 209.5.116.15 writes: The IRS auditted me and took every cent I got so angry that I told them to get bent A single dollar bill is all that didn't go So I used it as a condom so I could come into some dough Pete A ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? this is my own hoedown.... Saturday, 04-Sep-1999 14:33:09 12.64.3.23 writes: internet chat... Hi all my people you gotta check this im talking to a girl who lives in texas she says her name is really jan but turned out to be a transexual man i get on to the internet lookin for some lovin i just type away not knowing its my cousin i tell her im buff and quite keen but everyone lies to a computer screen when im at home you know that i cant help from getting on internet chat all day long i have no life because i think this girl could be my wife after a hard day at work i get on the computer at night i cant help it really have to type i sit down with my sleeves rolled up and my first word is "wassup" ? Is wassup ! Ryan ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? Guess I gotta do it myself.... Saturday, 04-Sep-1999 15:39:31 24.6.95.156 writes: Ok, ok, since I'm the one that asked the question, I should answer it to...(Don't ask) Ok, ok, here goes nothing. Rude Noises Hoedown Burping is fun to do, I do it every day Every time I do it, I scare everyone away But I really don't care what people think I know not much lower can even I sink Making rude noises is quite normal Although I must admit it isn't quite formal But if you see someone take out a gun Stop your belch, turn tail and run! Making funny noises is quite funny It seems to even make quite a lot of money But when I see it on TV it is real scary Because the sounds are always made on shows with Drew Carey! No yet has said anything about farting That lovely little sound that leads to parting So now that I've said it, I hope it will keep If you've read all this, you're a stupid *bleep* A stupid *bleeeep* Ok, thank you thank you, if you've read all the way to here...I pity you. Anyways, there's the extent of my wittiness, so... Ben (Witty, or otherwise?) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? My doctor hoedown... Saturday, 04-Sep-1999 17:22:17 152.163.204.76 writes: I went to the dermatologist boy what a wait, Why did the doctor take so long for good ness sake, But when the doctor arrived wearing a frown, That's when I knew I had the wrong specialist when he said bend down!!! Yeee-hawww!!! Dana2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") Sunday, 05-Sep-1999 08:03:55 195.92.194.74 writes: The Going To The Toilet Hoedown Visiting the lavatory is something that I hate In a public urinal I feel inadequate I always seem to stand with a guy who unzips himself so bold Looks at me, sighs and says: "Wow! The floor's cold!" Hmmm... extra lessons I think... Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved. [Inside The Web] [Image] [Get FREE Message Board] [Image] Whose Board is it Anyway? Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) Sunday, 05-Sep-1999 14:35:50 216.229.160.253 writes: Being pregnant ain't much fun At least in the first trimester You're throwing up all your meals And feel like Uncle Fester By month six it gets better You finally get some stuff down Then the kid starts doin' tae bo And knocks your ribs around Then you finally go into labor Which ain't no fun at all Ever tried to pass a melon Or at the least, a big ol' beach ball? The babies are cute and precious As they well deserve to be 'Specially the little boys Who get you with their pee Some people choose not to have kids I guess that's the current fashion But I'll take the ones I've got From those nights of carnal passion They annoy me to my limits I just can't take any more But even so I love them As I tackle 'em to the floor (Just a freeform hoedown, I'm listening to Mellencamp on the CD-ROM and having trouble with my meter...John's, however, is working fine... *grin*) Kerri Kerri OTPS :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Message thread: Ben (Constantly asking questions): Let's see how funny you Whosers are... (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44) Pete A: IRS Hoedown (04-Sep-1999 12:16:36) Ryan: this is my own hoedown.... (04-Sep-1999 14:33:09) Jenni: WOW Ryan thats great!!!! You've got alot of talent! How old are you again? (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 22:46:43) Ryan: im 14... (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 02:20:28) Ben (Witty, or otherwise?): Guess I gotta do it myself.... (04-Sep-1999 15:39:31) Dana2: My doctor hoedown... (04-Sep-1999 17:22:17) Ben: LOL! (n/t) (04-Sep-1999 23:13:32) Matt: A hoedown on an actual audience suggestion (which Clive rejected with a comment of "you sad, sad man!") (05-Sep-1999 08:03:55) Lisa: Shoulda known Matt would use a topic that got a response like that! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 10:08:59) Matt: Thanks Lisa - I love you too! ;) (n/t) (05-Sep-1999 11:18:19) Kerri OTPS :): Open Topic Hoedowns? Oh my, have you set yourself up... :) (05-Sep-1999 14:35:50) Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prev Page Next Page Now viewing page 4 of 4 (04-Sep-1999 12:08:44 to 02-Sep-1999 17:17:09) [Image] Message subject: Name: (optional) Email address: (optional) Type your message here: [Get them to Buy It!] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back to main board ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright © Looksmart, Ltd., 1997-1999 All rights reserved.