You have no friends, your relatives complain
"Your feet smell" they all explain
You're socks are wet 'cause you sweat litres
Go out and buy some Odor Eaters.

You use a powder, you use a spray.
Go and buy the Odor Eaters today.
You may not smell it, you may not care.
But your pungent Odor fills the air.

Odor Eaters are the way to go
Installation takes but a mo.
So do the right thing and purchase a pack.
Slip one in each shoe, you'll get the knack.

The air is fresh, the aroma is sweet.
No longer can we smell your rotten feet.
They cost you pennies, but saved you lots,
No longer your toes burn through your socks.