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Answer My Prayers Steal This Car

Bad Cop No Donut

Beat rush hour, leave work at noon

Born to party, forced to work

CAUTION Blonde Thinking

CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit

CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds

Caution I can go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex

Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED

Forget World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

God Hates Rednecks (Tornadoes Only Hit Trailer Parks!)

God is Coming and is she PISSED

Honk If You Think I'm Jesus

Horn Broken Watch for Finger

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

I Don't Need Kids I Married One

If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?

I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.

I love cats they taste like chicken

I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it

I'm against the death penalty / Look what happened to Jesus

I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head

I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF

I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun

I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving

I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!

I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way

I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT

Keep Working, Millions on Welfare Depend on You

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!

Life's A Bitch And So Am I

Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot

Men are Idiots and I married their King

My kid can whip your honor student's ass

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most

Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges


Sex is my religion.. let us pray!

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

Sterilize Stupid People

Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk

Support The Police Beat Yourself Up

Support Your Local Police


The more you complain, the longer God makes you live

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle

Too Sexy For This Car

Visualize using your turn signals

Visualize Whirled Peas

Welcome to the South, Now leave your daughter and go home

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women

Women are great leaders, You're following one

Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!

Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish.

Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!

Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move

You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?

Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.


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