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Answer My Prayers Steal This Car
Bad Cop No Donut
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Born to party, forced to work
CAUTION Blonde Thinking
CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
Caution I can go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
Forget World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
God Hates Rednecks (Tornadoes Only Hit Trailer Parks!)
God is Coming and is she PISSED
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
Horn Broken Watch for Finger
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I Don't Need Kids I Married One
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
I'm against the death penalty / Look what happened to Jesus
I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
Keep Working, Millions on Welfare Depend on You
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Life's A Bitch And So Am I
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
Men are Idiots and I married their King
My kid can whip your honor student's ass
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges
SAVE A COW EAT A VEGETARIAN
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
Sterilize Stupid People
Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk
Support The Police Beat Yourself Up
Support Your Local Police
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Too Sexy For This Car
Visualize using your turn signals
Visualize Whirled Peas
Welcome to the South, Now leave your daughter and go home
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
Women are great leaders, You're following one
Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!
Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish.
Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
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