MOKONA
Personal Goals: To kick ass. A lot.
Quote: "If you didn't want to get your ass kicked, you shouldn't have played me. Dahahahaha. Daha.... *Cough* *wheeze*"
Tips: If you don't want to get beaten, don't play with the Otakings.
Favourite Game Style: Currently Q36/48's on medium size maps.
        The leader of this pack of wandering idiots, Mokona has often been known to ask himself "What the hell am I doing?". Something that everybody should do occasionally I think... Of course, he definitely thinks he is a smartass, which is why he is the guy in charge of this bunch of smartasses. Kind of obvious that.

BIGBUG
Personal Goals: To stop forgetting to put pants on before going into battle. It's hard to command elite troops when they won't look you in the eye without laughing. Those snowy battlefields wreak havoc on unprotected nether regions as well.
Quote: "What do you mean you won't surrender? Surrender now or I will be forced to come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you."
Tips: Forget the porc star, master "ecky-thump".Yes! Then you too can have your black pudding and beat someone senseless with it too!
Favourite Game Style:  One where I can gloat...A lot :P
        Sent insane by years of tough work in a dutch sausage factory, he was commited to an asylum, where his first chance encounter with Mokona and Pavement was had (fighting over the Centre's only rubber band as it were). Together, they hatched an ingenious escape plan, only to be thwarted at the last moment when they realised they were surrounded by guards and no-one actually HAD a giant laser pistol. Shackled together for 25 years for their daring attempts to flee a maximum security facility, they became quite adept at the annual 'three-legged race', one year they three-legged their way right over the fence and were never heard from again.... until the key to let them unshackle was needed. Now free, their years of pent up frustrations led them to taking up arms and killing everyone (and also led to Bigbugs many relationships with various hamsters"... Thus Otakings was formed, legends were made, and great 3 way flatulence contests were had by all! What joy!

PAVEMENT
Personal Goals: To meet and conversate with Narduar The Human Serviette...
Quote: "Then it got it's gimpy arm stuck in there."
    "Good job Otakomrade!"
Tips: The Apache is the most useful unit in the game. Marvel at it's wonders, and experiment with it's quirky ways.
Favourtie Game Style:  Give me cities, and lots of them, and I will show you a happy, clean and well shaven Pavement.
        First amongst the common Otaslugs, Pavement has a split personality of epic proportions. One turn, you will be up against the 2nd greatest military mind in this fellows skull. The next turn, you will be up against Pavlov the wonder dog, butt-biter extraordinaire!

Some actors' impressions of what the Otakings may or may not look like. You have been warned