Management Bollocks

Quote from "The Little Book of Management Bollocks" by Alistair Beaton (published by Pocket Books)

"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the Darkness he called Management. And God said, Let there be best value performance indicators, that all the beasts of the field may compete in a global marketplace. And Lo, the earth brought forth beasts of the field and creeping things, which were promoted unto senior management positions and given dominion over all mankind. And on the Seventh Day, God rested, and said unto himself, 'I wonder if I should have outsourced this to someone who knew what they were doing?'