Gah! What's the point of me turning up to an all-staff meeting five
minutes after the Cow-orker if she's only going to wait until I arrive
and then relocate from the far side of the room so she can sit beside me
and annoy me.
It's not enough that she blights my workspace as it is, but now she has
to stalk me outside of the office, too...
"Oooh, here's trouble for you! This client always gives you grief!"
I look at what she hands me. "No, he doesn't. I've never heard of him before."
"Yes you have. I recognise the name - David. He was causing you lots of problems last year."
"I had a* problem with someone called David a year ago, but we worked that out at the time and I haven't heard from him since."
"And you're sure this isn't him? He's called David, too."
"Yes, but they have different surnames."
"But they're both called David! How can they not be the same person?"
Ooh - a rock! Ooh - a rock!
