The Cow-orker is wandering the office telling everyone how she's getting a really bad cold and looking at us with the expectation that we'll fuel her martyr complex by telling her she looks and sounds awful.
I know it's horribly unethical, but our boss is away this week and can't stop me, so I've begun encouraging everyone else in the office to tell the Cow-orker exactly what she wants to hear so that she'll take two or three days off sick.
So far no-one has objected to the plan.
